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Attention : Certaine Blagues contient des mots vulgaires !!

Soubhi !!!

hada wa7ed al sat tjawaj mra khayba bezaf, al mohim tra lih wa7ed al mochkil o hwa yadkhol al 7abss o khala mratou 7amla, iwa glass fi al 7abss 10 ans, mnin khraj mcha 3and martou galiha finhowa waldi galtlih rah khraj khayeb bezaf o ana ndih li wa7ed al khayriya o rah smito Sobhi, mcha al sat li hadik al khayriya lka fiha 6 les etages, mcha li 1 etage lka maktouba "makan al atfal dat al woujouh al jamila"ghawat sobhi majawbou 7ta wa7ed, o howa yamchi li 2 eatges lka maktouba"makan al atfal dat al woujouh al motawassitat al jamal"ghawat sobhi majawbou 7ata wa7ed,o howa ytla3 li 3 eatge lka maktouba "makan al atfal dat al woujouh al kabi7a"ghawat sobhi majawbou hata wa7ed, tla3 li 4 etage lka maktouba"makan al atfal dat al woujouh al 9ariba ila al 7ayawanat"ghawat sobhi majawbou 7ata wa7ed, o howa yatla3 li 5 etage lka maktouba"MAKHLOU9AT 3AJIBA"ghawat sobhi majawbou 7ta wa7ed,o howa ytla3 li 6 etage lka maktouba "khass bi SOBHI" :):):):):):) MERCI

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Dak Li ... khraw Lih F Sabato

hadi wa7ed l9achla d'3assker fiha wa7ed 2 Graydia kbaar, o mrad fihoum ssrissra dima, kay7achmo yemchiw W.C dima dima, bach maytchawhouch alors kay3ayto 3la wa7ed lmerda kay3tiwh 10dh kaygolo lih sir jib 2 9ahwat o khali sabatek hna... mohim kayjib 2 9ahwat kaylgahom khraw lih f sbibite dialo o kaylabsso messkine o kaymchi, wa chi 3 snin o dima kaydiro lih l9a3ida... wa7ed nhar galou lih hak jib 2 9ahwate o sir bssabatek mandiro lik walo , jawebhoum lmerda Laaaaaaaaahh ta ana manb9ach nboul likom f 9ahwa :)))

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tla9 Dial Les Pc

hada whed l'ordinteur tele9 merto(sa femme) o hia tgoulih o had CD li f kerchi ach ndir lih

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Fassi W 3roubi

hada fassi w 3roubi, lfassi 3rad la3roubi, dah lddar; bda 3lih: - hadi lka3ba, mssayba b3achrine bida, hadi ka3b rzal; 30 bida, hadi l7liwa lfilalia, 25 bida; lmouhime tla3lou f rassou .. dazte simana; l3roubi 3rade 3la lfassi: dahe lssalon; jma3 wladou : 17 lwa7ed; galou hadou kamline, bjouj bidate ;

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Lef9ih & sa7bou

Wa7ed lefqih diyal ejjame3 3ziz 3lih e'rras diyal el7awly mbakher. Dayman nhar ejjem3a (fri) kay jib m3ah rass diyal el7ouli ou kay 3tih lemratou tbakhrou lih. Normalement kay 3red 3la shi sa7bou hadak ennhar yetghadda m3ah men be3d salat eljoumou3a. Wa7ed ennhar kan kay salli bennas ou houwwa yban lih wa7ed lefqih akhour sh7al hada men 3am ma shafou. Men be3 essla sellem 3lih bezzaf ou gallih waaaaaaaaalou ttghadda m3aya. Jaw leddar, gelles sa7bou f' ssalon ou gallih, sme7 liyya ghir nbeddel had ejjellaba ou nji. ara lina mrat hadak lef9ih (moul eddar) ka t'wa77em ou koulla shwiyya katdou9 menn hadouk erriyouss he77a shewwhathoum, shi 7ayydat lih 3aynou sni 7ayydat lih 7ankou.... Ma 3lina. jat 3and eddayf ou galet lih: " Shouf rah rajli sh7al hada ma sheftih, ou rah fhad elmoudda wellat fih wa7ed elbelya khaaaaaaayba! koulla jem3a kay jib shi rajel hna leddar ou kay shouf m3ah!!!!" Eddayf sme3 hadik elhadra ou houwwa yhezz balghtou ou hrab (3alle9) ja moul eddar mal9ash eddayf, gall'emratou:" fina houwwa ssi jilali?" Galet lih:" wili ma sheftish rah ghir 7attit leghda ou howwa yhezz erryous kamlin darhoum f' 9oubbou ou hrab bihoum!" Moul eddar m3a kay'mout 3la erryous diyal elghenmi khrej menn edddar ou bda tabe3 hadak lef9ih fezzan9a bejjri ou kay goul lih: " Ana mzaweg fik, ghir rasss, ghir rass..." Lef9ih lakhour jawbou ou kay yejri : " Wa la shedditini a weld le7ram dil Tnash (12) " hahahahahahahaahah

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sebaa wa meratou

galike hada sebaa ghadi messafare howa yekhafe mel al hayawanate ye hewiwe lihe meratou a jemaahoume koulhom wa kataae lihom a zoubehom darhom fi khancha wa aatahome la meratou galiha khazenihome hata neji mecha safi howa teaatale al kalbe baghi diyalou hent kayena wahad a sarfa ja al aaned darou bekka yetessana chewiya sebaa howa yeji sawelou galihe ache dak chi nta galihe baghi diyali sebaa aayate aala meratou ari dike al khancha hale al khancha maa zarba diyal al homar howa al fougani laho lihe al kalbe rakbou wa sare ghadi karrabe aanede a sarfa howa ye zantatte a zoube li aandou diyal al homar howa yetehaze mel lawere bi rajelihe bejouje howa yegoule tefou ana aatihe zoube howa rade liya krike (( li kayehouzou bi tonobile)) iwa kife jattekom aadi wa la basse

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l'hmar dar lab******

hada wahd lahmar o wahd tore o wahd lfarroj tla3 lihom lmaghreb f'karhom o tafkou bach ikhwiw l'blad, tore mcha l'espagne o lfrroj mcha l'frança o l'hmar mcha l'algerie.2mois men ba3d rja3 tor,1mois men ba3d mennou raja3 lfarrouj ohoma itlakaw,gallih tore sbania m9awda kay tkarfsou 3lina hna tirane o kay 9atlouna f'la corrida allahomma l'maghrib dak chi 3lach rja3t fhali, galih l'farrouj htta franca mkawda kay yaklou dima ghir djaje khaft 3la r******i wana nrja3 fhali, dazt 5 ans 3ad tam jay l'hmar f'wahd l'mercedes dernier modele,o darb wahd l'coustard makay dorch,chafo tor o lfarrouj bdaw kay t3ajbou,sawlouh kidarti htta ossalti l'had chi ? gal lihom ossalt l'djzaer maa wakt l'intikhabat trachaht o jab allah tissir,salit 5 ans diali o hani jit fhali.

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dabanate

hadou 2 dabanat barkin tia9lou oihd alkharya(hachakoum) kaltt
oihda mnhoum kharya dial albareh hssene mnt dial elyoum
la deuxieme :ouili a sahbeti rahna tan naklou za3maaa!!!!

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l7mar

"hada wahd da7ch blagh walla adolecent o mcha kaijari 3and
mamah ,

galiha mama walit 7mar !!!
galet lih o malk konti mohandice !!!!!!!!!"

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Ahhh hiyani 3ala hmar..

hadi ghazal darit hafla jayba jarra wa ka3adaa nachat. jam3at
hayawanat koulhoum ila hmar matat hamalch mo hayawanat tjam3ou
kolhoum wa gkalou ghazala ila makanchi hmar hna majayinch.
ghazala fakrat o machat lihmar o gkalitlih hayawanat kalouliya
ila makach hmar majayich. hmar gkal ghazal 3tini Hawia o nji
ghazala mabbatch hmar gkaliha majayach fakrat ogatlih "hawia
hanya jatik" hmar yalah khachahh wa hiya tkoull ribiii ribbiii
wa houwa kouliha " koun ta3alfi rabii koun jibti Toulbaa.

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mni l'ordinateur jah sshd

wahd l'ordinateur jah sshd whoua yhll "windows"!

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bnte o dri

galik hado wahde bnte o dri mssahbine o dri ma3mro mss l bnte
o hia mzmoula kano galssin o bassto bzrba o galte lih chnanfke
hlwin o gal liha yalah chrbte ataye owahde nhar khor kano
galssin f gason o galte lih lach kaysslhe had lgason gal liha
ghir ta3 chi match

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mbawa9

hada wa7ad khayna dayman mbawa9 wa7ad nhar jaw andou s7abou
l9ahwa ou galou lih noud rah bak mat ou houwa ygoul lihou (
yah 3la decor )
ou houwa yamchi ldar ou l9a mou cha3la fiha l3afya ou katndab
ou houwa ygoul liha ( rak mnawra alwalida )

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hrig

galik hada wahed tlata bghaw ihargo l kharij ohoma imchi l
wahed l bato kbiiiir otkhabaw fla'kab dialo , 3a9 bihom l
9abtan(capitain) ohowa inzal tai9alab 3lihom fhadak dlam
taigoul chkon li hna o homa bach mai3i9och daro sada sawt
taigolo chkon lihnaaaaaaaa ...... chkoun li hnaaaaaaaaaaa ....
ohowa ijbed l fardi o howa ijibo l wahed fjbahto o howa igoul
l 9aptan ghadi ntiri hna hadak li jafih l ferdi jawbo tiri
lhiiiiih ....tiri lhiiiiih ....

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assarka

galk hadou ahd 2 fakia .mabkach lihoum flous bach ykhalsou
lkra wa ddou walma .malkaw maydirou.galou ara nsarkou bdaw
kaysalliw bennas oubdaw kaysarkou floous .mnin khalsou credit
li alihoum . galou aoud billah mina chaytani rajim.ouchitane
khraj lihoum .gallihoum daba fouk maddirou chi abla katsmmiha
fiyya ana

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L9or3a D U.s.a

Wa7ed khaytti jatha l9or3a dial mirikan, fach bdat kat3amer f
dak formulaire, smaya, kniya, adrissa, mihna, tari5 zdiyad ...
ect . wasslate l sex o hia dir lihoum : SEX : Par fois

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M6 !!!!!!!!

pourquoi M6 a choisi une fassia ? pour qu elle lui dise :
NTINAAAAAA

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O Hadi ?

wa7ed chel7 mcha kharej leflouss men banka dialo, 3tato dik
khayti l3a9a o howa ychadha blkhef darha mourah o bda kay7sseb
fihoum ... sawlato dik khayti 3la madirhoumch gadamek o
7ssebhoum f khatrek, na3at liha b 3aynih 3la zabbo o galiha :
bach yalah ychoufhom hada o mayssab7ouch ...

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ljoumani w RTM

galik hada ljoummani mcha ydwwz wa7d l'entretien d l khdma f
la RTM (Radio et Telvision Marocaine) wsawwlatou llajna chnou
kat3ni lik la RTM? gal lihoum: sahla hadi: R: Radio
T:Télévision M: Moussajjala (recorder) hihihihi merci

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f******i fa merrakch

gallak hada oua7ad lf******i ta7lou lbaztam fa jama3 lfna b9a
daf3ou tal bangrir 3ad jam3ou !

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l9azami

gal lik hada wa7ed l9azami melli ka tkoun jou9a 7ta wa7ed ma
ka ykhalih yetfarj,wahed nhar gal ach ghadi ndir banet lih
wa7ed lekssida fechanti o howa yjeri o gale len******e 7aydou
khouya! khouya! melli khalwh ydouz lkah 7mar darbou kamiou

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lmo3allima w tilmid

Hadi wa7d lmo3allima bghat t9arri l talamid 3-2=1, galt lihom
hada wa7d ssayyad mcha lghaba, bano lih 3 dial tyor fou9
chajra, dreb 1 mnhom, ch7al ghadi ib9a fou9 chajra? Jawbha
wa7d : magha yb9a 7ta tir 7it ghadyin ihrbo... galt lih :
ouais c'est un raisonnement logique et pas mathematique mais
j'aime ta facon de penser!!! wa7d lmarra gal liha hadak lweld:
hadou 3 dial l3yalat chraw la glace, w7da tatmesso, lokhra
tatl7so, talta tat3ddo, a ton avis chkoun fihom li mjwja?? l
mo3allima 7chmat , galz lih: lli tatmesso!!! gal liha derri:
c'est un raisonnement logique...normalement c'est c'est celle
qui a l'alliance, mais j'aime ta facon de penser!!! (Fin de
citation) Tschü�!!!

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moaalima

galikom hadi wahad al moaalima rasemat tracteur fi sapora wa
hiya tesawale talamide galate lihom ma semou hada tawahad
maarafou hiya tegoule al wahad telmid jalasse lawere goule
neta hadak dari tametame howa yegoule
tre-tre-tre-tre-tre-tre-tre-tre wahla lihe al hadra hiya
tegoule lihe ana goule like goule liya semiyetou michi direha
lihe amarche iwa kife jattekoum neaamerou a souke tehalaw

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Train Ghadi

hada wa7ed lmou3alime tala3 lih demm ewa howwa ydkhoul lkissam
w gall leddrari: elli ma rsamch liya "tran ghadi" nslakh mou.
lli kay noud kay rsam tran kay ghoulihe hada ghadi?? zid l
mouk kay salkhou kay dirou lihe khtouta za3ma rah ghadi walou
houwa ynoud wa7ad lmsatiii rsam lihe ghir sakka ghalihe fine
trane?? ghalihe mchaaaaaaaaaa mmmohahahahaha

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7arf L9af..!!!

Gallik hada wa7ed lberhoosh, dima kaykhesser lhedra fla
classe.... Wa7ed nhar, kan lmoufettish jay.. ewa lmou3ellima
makhellatoush ydkhoul...llaghedlih, ja 9eddoo 9ed lmoufettish
whya tke77el bl3ma.... Koulma ygoullihoum lmoufettish 3tewny
kalimatoun tabtadi2ou bil 7a2 matalan, aw shi 7aja comme ca ,
lmo3allima kattekhle3 belbien.... Wa7ed sa3a gallihoum, 36ywny
kalimatoun tabtadi2o bil9af, dak lkassoul hezz seb3ou, whouwa
lmoufettish galiih yhder.. ewa lmou3ellima daret berassha
sekhfat.... Jahouwa msha 3endha, galliha:" Noudi T9ew**(faire
foutre) al9e7**(prostitute), rakounna ghangoulou gheer
9irdoun, mashi l9la** (testicules) ....[:23:]

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lmou3lim lmekboute

hada wahed 2 moualimin fwahed lekhla mekboutine gual wahed
lakhour tssewer chi mou3lima dkhoul alik 3eryana outji fou9
menek l'autre zenttete (newed le9ried) ouhoua yegoulou lakher
ouaghir tsewer machi bsseh ******ahbi

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jomla mofida

hadi wahd l'mo3allima galt l'talamid 3tiwni jomla mofida,wahd
lkasssoul haz sab3o glliha "ahouite jilali" ohia tak3a galt
lih hadchi lach kat 3arf a lhmar khorj f7alk o mat ji 7tta
tjib bbak,lghad lih jab liha bbah.jarrat bbah lttisa3 o galt
lih,waldak mgabel ghir tahramiyat galt lihom 3tiwni jomla
mofida gal lia houite jilali,jawbha bbah "yak!! onti konti
baghia jilali lli yahoui lia waldi?"

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le genie ou skayri

Ghalik hada wahed chmkar kan ghadi wahed nhar bouhdou fzenka
felili ou skraaaannn,ou houwa ichouf wahed lkar3a ,hayed
lbouchoun ou houwa ikhrej lih un genie galih toi tu ma liberer
ghadi n3tik 3 Å?ufs ou koula mara tharess wouhda goul ton vÅ?u
ou ghadi ithakak,el mouhim ghadi skayri mayel fzenka wahed
sa3a t 3akel ou houwa itey bida ou therssat ou houwa igoul
"klawi tahet liya "ou houwa iweli koulou klawi ou houwa
iheress lbeda tania ou galeh "hiyed ga3 had lklaoui "ou houma
ithaydou ga3 lklawi ou heta dialou ou houwa iheress talta ou
rej3 klawih ;P (ma kda walou) .

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Skiri Ki Bol 3la Hayt

galik hada wahad skiri dima ki kikhoroj mel al bar ki mchi hda
wahad dar w ki bol dik dar fiha wahad lamra charfa 70 3am dima
brazatha 11 PM iji bol chor chor chor wahad nhar hiya t3as
3alih ghir ja wgaf 3ad al hayt hi tji 3ado : lamra :wlidi
warih liya nchofo skiri : 3alach a mimti lamra : chala yam a
wlidi machato twahachtou sriki : hahowa lamra : arah liya
wlidi nchadou skiri : hahowa yallah hiya tchado bdat thok fih
3ala al hait w tgol : ha li ki bol 3la al hait ha li ki bol
3la al hait . thallaw

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Skayri rakeb fe tran

Hada wa7ed skayri rakeb fe tran. Rakeb be dahro lgodam. O
dakh..
Mnen ja l dar t9eya o sowlo sa7bo 3alach? Galo skayri, kont
rakeb fe tran o dakht. Galo sa7bo, o 3alach ma bdltich blasa
m3a li kan gales gdamek. Galo skayri kont ghan dirha walakin
7ta wa7ed ma kan gales godami.

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skayri f lbar

HADA WAHED SYED DKHEL ALBAR. TALEB BIRA. MLI JABHA LIH LGARCON
CHADEHA O GAL M3A RASSO LI 3ANDO HAD CHI LI 3ANDI MAKHASSOUCH
IDIR HAD CHI. MAN BE3D 10 MUNUTE DEMANDA BIRA KHRA , 3AWTANI
MALI CHADHA GAL : LI 3ANDO HAD CHI LI 3ANDI MAKHASOUCH IDIR
HAD CHI . ALMOHIM B9A KOULA 10 MINUTE TAYDIR NEFESSE AL3ALIA ,
HTA CHREB CHI 12 BIRA. LGARSSON B9A FIH O HOUA YASSAWLO , ACH
3ANDEKA CHRIF? GALIH...

3ANDI GHA 4 DYAL DRAHAM

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9albou 3la chi smiya mn 3andkom

gal lik hada wa7ed khyna taji lbar wtaydemandé 3la 2 9ra3i w2
kissane whwa galesse ghir bou7dou , aralina lgarcone daro karo
mcha sawlo :3lache nta dima tademandé 3la 2 9ra3i w2 kissane
wtatb9a tchrab mnhoum b 2 ,....
galih :ra kan 3andi wa7ed sa7bi tanchrab m3ah dima sa3a mat
wewssani nb9a nchrab lih ma7di ana 7ay wana tanchrab lih 7a9o.
aralina dazt liyam whowa yji lbar gless mé demanda ghir 9ar3a
1 lgarcone tnwa mcha swalo jawebo sayed galih: ana 3fa 3lia
lah hwa ba9i taychrab.

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bou3azaa

galek hada bou3azaa ja skraan ledaar makyshof hmaar 3la jouj
bda ky 9er9eb felbaab.. nad bah howa tel mn staah shaf waldo
bou3azaa ky9er9eb howa gol baah wa bouaza wash nermilek sarout
oula la hewa gol bou3azaa dinmok sarout 3aaaaaandeee
rrrrrrmili te9baaaa ...

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mirikani o maghribi o talyani

wahou wa hidd mirricani o marrocci o talyani tal3ou tayarra.
Mirricani kan taytkayiff howa louhou na9azz marrocci gkalih
3alach lihtihh galihh 3adna bazaff minhoum marocci taydd
triikou howa louhou na9azz talyani kalihh 3alach tihtihh
kalihh 3adna bazaf nihoum Talyani mala9a maylouhh howa louhh
marocci kalihouwa magharba katrou zawamil 3adnna.

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khmajt

galek hada sbitare homak ..tal9o homak f jarda dial sbitare
...o jarda fiha chjare fih fawakih ...hali kaydarb chajra
..hal baghi tla3 gale limoune ..wa7ed khouna galess marakenn
fou9 wa7ed chagra chafou tbib howa ygoul ahda hada bayna dar
3a9lou ..yallah 9reb 7dah khouna howa yti7 boouuuuttt!!!! howa
ygoul lihe tbib a ta malek howa ygoul khmejt //
Sqwila

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zamel

galek hada wa7ed zamel rja3 mslem howa dir le7jaab

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koulchi fzzok

gal lik hada wahd ssbitar lhoma9 ja 3ndhoum ttbib w
taysswwlhoum 3la yddihou_m w rjlihoum ou rasshom koulla wahd w
chnou bach tayjawbou wahd taygoul lih krch chi taygoul lih
ch3r koulla wahd w chnou taygoul....ja 3nd wahd lhm9 galss
bbouhdou sswlou ttbib gal lih chnahia hadi??gal lih lhm9 rjl
(kane l jawab dialou ssahih )w b9a ttbib taysswwl lhm9 ou lhm9
tayjawb dakchi sshi(juste) fllkhr sswlou ttbib:kifach 3rfti
hadchi kouuullouuu???gal lih lhm9 kouumchi
ffzzok..hahahahahahaa!!!!!

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el houmak fe tiyara

Galik a sidi a lala hadi wa7ade tiyara Haza ghir al mstine,
mrwininha gola wa7ade chno ki diri wa7ade ki na9aze la khor ki
ghawete sa7ébo ki harésse al mohim Pilote tlé3e lih dem, o
howa ikhourjé 3andéhome ma bane lih ghir wa7ade galésse fe
9onéte Trankiiiill, o hwa iméchi 3anédou Galih lah ikhalik
t3arefe tskéte 3aliya hadou galih safé sir koni Hani, safé
pilote mécha même 5 min tiyara o hiya tssékale Pilote
t3ajébe awwe cheno wa9a3e, kharéj ichouf mabane lih walou
makine hata wa7ade mane ghir dak sayéd li dwa ma3a gobila o
howa iswelo fine méchawe lkhourine , o howa ijawebo "
gtélihome Yallah li bgha ilé3abe ikhourje bra rakome
sda3éto al pilote"...

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rirrrkdabt 3lihom

galik hada wahda sbitar lhouma9 htoulihom kalb(chien)
galolihoum li3raf chna houwa hada na3tewhe lwra9 dyalo et il
va sorti lhassol chi ki goule nmar chi hmr chi fill ou wahd
galihom:kalb ou 3tawh lwrak dyalo oukraj ou sawloh nass
galolih kifach n3riftih kalb galihom rir kdabbt 3lihom rah
timssah hadak(crocodille)

Sqwila

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hada wahd 3 dial lmou3alimin galssin fi alqahwa wahd khda atay o wahd
khda qahwa wahd khda sidi ali daz wahd fih la3tach galihom chi chriba o howa
ydhak moul sidi ali gal lihom yhsabo ma (eau)
 

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hada wahad kin n3ess m3a wladou ou mratou fi bite wahad bri ti bri y
khrouge m3a martou ti nghza bi gasba ou hadik le3chya bka i nghoze nghoze ou
walou ma bratche node. houwa i node wouldou ou goul l'mo "node a mwi ra ghadi 3mina".

 

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hado wa7ad 2 mchawe lblad talyane raj3o mn ba3d 5 ans wa7ad ja mraza9
wlakhor ja darba walidih al7az9a darete fih moo galtlou chouf wald flana chnou
jab w nta waloo galha al walid hadak rah khadam f lghabra, galtlou a wlidi hta
nta khdam f lghabra w sir dawachh ... loooll..


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hada wahad kasoul gatlih mo3lima chnahia 12 bl français houa i chouf
sarakzit galou douz douz gatlih mo3alima mzian ha ha ha ha


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hada wahide smine;bra ydir rijim;mcha 3ande tbibe galih;ana bari ndire
rijim;galih tbibe khessk takoul zlafa d lhrira f lyawem fa9ate.galih
wakha..mecha dik siyed hta ndarhom ochewiya raja3 3anede tbibe kalih wache
9bel makela awela menmore makla hahaha


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hada wahed lmo3alim soel talamid dyalo:achno howa lhayawane li
ma3andoch l3amod lfi9ari?whowa yna9az wahed mzelej wgalih:zarmeta!!! whowa
ygolih lmo3alim hassan jidane, wydor ftalamid lmojtahidine galihom lkassol
kayjaweb wntoma walo? w3awed lihom nafss soaal wgalihom 3tewni hayawane akhor
ma3andoch l3amod lfi9ari? whowa yna9az dik lkassol nite whoha ygolih: zarmeta
wehda khra

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hadou wahd 2 d rjal wa7d za7af wahd 3war mchay ya7aydo la3nab w
homa yataf9o 3la chkon yatla3 yzawal la3nad w chkon yab9a lta7t bach chad
la3nab zawlo l 3an9od lawal zwin w tani wa3ar wahd la7da la3war gal l
za7af wach namchiw " nta9 za7af galih balati wahd la7da za7af w howa yte7
ma ja ri f la7jar dyal la3war w galih la3war zid chi wahd b7al hada w
hbat hahahahahahha


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hda wahd barkani mrad ou mcha l tbib ou 3tah dwa ou chrbo kbal lwakt
ou zad mrad ou rja3 3nd tbib kalo rani chrabt dwa kbal l wakt mnin kalo tbib
3la kalo bach nfaje l micropat
160)

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hadou wahad 3 dbrakna bgaw ytkayfo jwanat mchaw ldar malkawch labrika
sardo wahad yjiblhom lbrika mcha malkahach rja3 galihom malkithach galolo
almkalakh jib lawkid mcha wrja3 galihom malkitch lawkid wahad nta9 galihom had
lila ma3adich natkayfo galhom tfiw dak cham3a wdouzou tna3sou
159)

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wahed l'boulici l'ka wahed rajel sakram maa 12 dial lille ou kal lihe
"jbed la carte" ouhouwa y'jawbou sacrane kalihe "méditel oulla tissalat?"
gualih l'boulici "katfella aaliya" ou b'da l'boulici kayedreb fihe yedreb fihe
yedreb fihe h'ta s'khef ou kal lihe "iwa ki jatek had taabi'ae = recharge?"
gualih sacrane "hamdoullah machi m'doubla"hahahahah

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ouhad nsrani ouhad lihoudi ouhad meslem m3achrine fouhd lmdina hit
khaddamine ouahd nhar chraou ouah lfrouj bach yaklouh nhar lahad lakine lihoudi
gal lnsrani khasna indirou ouad la3ba bach mayakoulch m3ana lmslem nsrani galih
hchouma rah khallas hakou lihoudi galih machi chroulk nta ghadi tgoulih li
goultlik melli ja lmslem galou lih rah maghadi naklou djaja hta lghadda
galihoum 3lach galou lih tafkna 3la hakka ioua mskine ma3andou maydir galihoum
oukha fi sbah fakou oulihoudi fayak lakhrine mli guelsou gal lihoudi ana n3aste
oujani saydna moussa ou tala3di lseb3a samaouat ou nazzalni ou galia n'ta takoul
djaja ou nasrani gal n3ast ou jani saydna aissa nazzalni leseb3a aradi outala3ni
ou gali nta takoul djaji ouhia tgoul tik fras lemslem iwa galihoum ana kbal
man3as jani nabi sala allah ou3alih oua sallam galiya noud takoul djaja daba
nkez lihoudi galih hiya kleteha galihoum ana ma brit nghderkoum jit 3andak
alihoudi oulkitak dak saidna moussa oumchit 3and nasrarani likoutou dah saidna
aissa ioua klit djaja bouhdi

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hada wahad kan kaysali wa kta3ha mouda twila. wa mali rja3 yasali mcha
ljama3 wa lkahom kaysaliw salat aljanaza wa mali salaw dar fi sahbo wa galih
wache badlo sala? hahahaha.

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hada wahad kan kaysali wa kta3ha mouda twila. wa mali rja3 yasali mcha
ljama3 wa lkahom kaysaliw salat aljanaza wa mali salaw dar fi sahbo wa galih
wache badlo sala? hahahaha.

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hada wahad lmicanic kayabghi wahad lbant wa kaygoul liha ya lmoutour
dgalbi wa ya swuiglasse d3aynia mnine kanchoufak kandimari
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hada wahad msahab ma3a wahad lbant kayatlaka ma3aha mali tabghi tadi
lkhobz lfaran wahad nhar dial jam3a bka kayatsanaha en face dial lbab wa hia
tal jadaha wa galt lih sir awlidi rahna liyouma dayrin kasksou .

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hada wa7ed wld kasouuuuuuuul douwez mti7hane bouhdou f 9issem ja howa
tanii.....lol .

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hada wahad mrid b nisyane wa mcha 3and tbib . galo tbib ache kaydarak
galo ana kansa wa galo tbib khalasni ana aba3da . hahahahaha

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hada wahide chera mercides lakheraniya iwa bekha ijarebeha fe teri9
rajel 3ela sebah chebar teri9 deyal casa iwa kesira 3ela tonobil weselet hetan
200 9atelo tonobil ina sore3a ta9etol zade setam weselet 250 9atelo tonobil
ine9is sore3a asore3ato ta9etol zad setam weselet ne 320 jat tonobil 9aletelo
yemeken tenezeni hena .
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hada wahad bazkat lo hmama fouk raso wa howa igoule alhamdolilah mali
labgar ma 3ando janhine
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hada wa7hd rajel kan ghadi l9a 20dh ta7te tonobile ma9darch ihezha
9ale an dkhoule l9ahwa nt9ahwa m3a rassi hi iji moul tonobile i 7hayedha men
hna ou nhazz 20dh nkhaless biha l9ahwa ...safi mcha t9ahwa hi ja moul tonobil
7hayed tonobiltou ou nite koulchi l9ahwa tla7hete 3la dik 20dh 7hite koulchi
kan m9ahwi biha
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hada wahd mcha yakhtab wahde al bent kallou baha raha atkra mcha dra
chi dwigha w ghgaaa maa 6h wkhalou wache jat
hahahahahahahahaha
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hada wa7d lweld bah labas 3lih!khrej lederb ou howa yel9a drari
del7ouma kolhoum kaytert9ou felminat"lmish"ou howa yerja3 3and bah,9alou BAAA
3tini nechri 7eta ana lmish,ou howa ye3tiha 10dh,mcha lweld 3and elba9al,galih
3tini 3afak lkbira ma 3andek,shi we7da dyal 10dh,ja lbe9al galou....zid derhem
ou khoud LBOUTA SRRIRA

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f sbitar l7ma9 3tawom bra o wer9a o tenber wahd fihoum kteb l 3onwan o
lesse9 tenber o sed l bra , galo hada dar 3e9lo jaw ichoufo l9aw l bra khawya
galo lih 3lach ktebti fiha walo galihoum mkhassem m3a mmo
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gallik hada wahd tay nssa bzzaf mcha idir sport f wahd l ghaba o tehna
wahd chwiya nad o houwa igoul sami3a allah man hamidah

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hada wahid mcha yedrab téléphone oda m3ah lhrawa..hahahaha

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hada wa7d lmikanicien chra namoussia o hoa yan3as ta7t menha
hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa

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hada wahd dhaich galss hda omo ou howa yassaolha 9aliha imta ghadi
nuili hmar ou omo darbeto bi wahd rekla ghatlit 3lah daba nta ghzal

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hada wahed dkhal so9 raso tlef
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wahad arrajl tjawaj bjouj 3yalat .wahda charfa wahda sghira. fach
kaymchi 3and charfa kathayd lih ch3ar lkhel bach iban balha.fach kaymchi 3and
sghira kathayad lih ch3ar lbiyad bach iban bhalha . houwa iwalli
9ra3.hihihihi!!!
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hada wahed fessehra kherjatlou hayya. Bach 3adi idrebha?....3adi
idrebha bjerya!!
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hada oihd dari tab3e oihde la 3erobia oumabghatch tahdar m3ah hoi
igoulih 3tini al msn dialk galtlih 3adna ghi al vcd

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wahed rajel jab marto serdine ;9aletlih ach had serdine khanez o
ghaliha howa wach ti 3ayma ghado

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lhmar tlaka lghzala howa ygoul liha sbah lkhir al ghzala galt lih sbah
lkhir al hmar galiha omalna 3la tkhsar lhadra sbah hada

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hado wahad 2 lakrouda kawasine wahade 3andou zhare wawahade ma3andouch
kol nehare timchiw fouke wahade chajra waybkaw hadyine wahade rajal tisayade
hadak rajal matisayade walo dima haka haltou wahad nhare tla3 lihe dam kal
kifach ana dima mamsayadch dar hdahe malka 3i hadouke lakrouda fi chajra macha
lachajra za3za3ha maziane wahowa ytihe lkarde li ma3ando zhare wa3tahe katla
dial la3sa ja 3awtani rada mnin masayadch za3za3 chajra watahe 3i lkarde li
ma3ando zhare klaha wahowa ykol lkarde daba kifach ana dima tantihe had lma3a
khasni nchad maziane fi chajra ja rajal mnin masaydch mcha lchajra mnine
zarzarha tahe lkore wahowa ykol lihe rajale sire nta rake chaba3ti rssa hta
yahbate hade walde lahrame

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hada ouahd lwahed tebi3 lban faoq lhmar ou lhmar tehdar ou moul lhmar
tla3 lwahd l3imara l hmar ou howa ymchi 3and wahd l boulici 9alih chof had
moulaya makarfess 3lia tkleme m3ah y haol 3lia l boulici ou howa y 9ol lhomar
nta tatklem tkelme m3ah lhmar ou howa yedor fi lboulici 9alih bghit moulia
yeghol lia ghaot lban
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hada wa7ad arajal mra mratou fi la voiture machin fi la rue w howa
ya7ra9 adou la7mar donc chadou al policie w galou hra9ti adou galih la jamais w
lpolicie sawal mrat arajal li mrah fi la voiture galiha wach 7ra9 adou galt lih
oui w houwa ygoul lih alpolicie baraka 3lik raa had la brosie li randak
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hada wa7ed mol r4 machi f l'autoroute b 60 ohowa idouz mn 7dah wahd
mol BM B 260.MOL bm dar accident dawh l hopital l9a mol r4 na3s 7dah ohowa idor
9allo ach kaddir nta hna o howa ijawbo mol r4 d3atak l llah.dazti

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